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Have you ever wanted to heave a brick through your TV screen?
Now you can vent your rage that safe and silent Telly Brick way
Just chuck your Telly Brick at your TV, you'll feel better right away
It's made of British air bubbles in supersoft foam lovingly encased
£2.95 the lighter but about to receive a hearty laugh
An ornament with a sense of humour, a relief that mocks you back
Willpower reversed. As a cup, empty of yourself and yet full up
A typical bourgeois bargain guaranteed not to affect reception

Frying pan fire, nose spite face, smart wallet, the loot option
Telly Brick is pretty static
Buy one today, chuck one tonight

Those attempts to scare with headlines
Coupled with a quiz to gain a Mini Metro,
Safe and silent rules to encourage, caring seatbelts, soft logic,
A bourgeois balance where everything's great
Holiday camp country - it's all free
Learn from hardship, fun on a plate, save in the long term with a large initial fee

But you've got to be a prat to waste your time and cash
On an object that takes the piss out of your hopelessness

by Robert Lloyd, copyright control