crafty fag

CRAFTY FAG

He wasn't much of a fighter, so he wore a big hat
But he weren't too careful with what he'd say
He was a crazy man, he was a crafty fag
Tomorrow is another day
To a crazy wag and he's a crafty fag

Says, "What you don't take sugar?
Well, I've put some in already
But I feel sure it'll be alright
I'm a cheeky chap, I'm a lazy lag
It'll be alright, right on the night
It's a loopy gag and I'm a crafty fag"

Brrr, fat cat, that best for me cat's away stuff
Brrr, fat cat believes therefore that's what they're there for

Embarrassing lack of perception
But honest gob and dirty hands
The scowl that swept the nation
With honesty desires and dirty hands
Well print still sticks after all these years
It's a crafty gag breeding crafty fags
Unwritten camaraderie, that male camaraderie, unwritten camaraderie
Comes over anti-fag, but he's a crafty fag

Dodgy good bloke system elevated to great height
Podgy good poke syndrome elevated to great height
Well he sets his sights very low
He's a crazy fag, he's a crafty fag
Stud mouth walks the privileged street
Big mouth walks the privileged street
He's a crafty fag, comes over anti-fag
And best mates make good publicists
He's a crazy man but he's a crafty fag
His cunning content's very low
Behind the bikeshed fag, he's a little lad